one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’

is this the same dad that once called you dad

no, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home lab in the basement. speaking of that, the three armed one just got out again god damnit

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Friday, July 25 with 235,711 notes

I’m off to Phoenix for a month everyone so I won’t be on tumblr PEACE HOMIE G’S

Friday, July 25 with 0 notes


never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

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Thursday, July 24 with 310,392 notes


there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

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Thursday, July 24 with 1,018,894 notes